(Bank You Got Screwed By)
Dear Mr. Zimmerman,
We wanted to thank you for putting $12,000 into a savings account at our bank. This monetary effort will help keep our ponzi scheme going and for that we are forever grateful. If you would by chance want to take all your money out…..well you can’t you see….let me break it down to you. Theirs a fee for canceling your account with us that’s $3,000 and then theirs a fee for withdrawing your money at around $2,000, then there’s a fee to send your money back to you at around $2,000. Then our staff gets cranky doing all this paper work and for that it will cost you $3,000. Finally, we would like to come in person to shake your hand for doing business with us and that will cost you $2,000. So if you’ve added it all up, that’s $12,000 right there……you’re better off staying with us.
Brian Fetters (Bank Owner)
Author - Scott Kelley
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