Some people out there think being in a gang is a tough macho thing and there's no other option to live your life.....you couldn't be more wrong (Where's Waldo Quote).
Instead of causing real violence and hatred and forever perpetuating this nonsense, pick up a modern role-playing game and start turf wars on there.
It's safer and you don't have to go to jail and sit beside a guy named "bubba" who eyes you up each time you drop your pants to make a rocky mountain mud slide.
Don't think there's a common denominator between role-playing and real life gangs?
To prove you wrong, let me break some stuff down for you.
Did you know there are a lot of similarities between Bloods & Crips and World of Warcraft?
Crips colors are blue, Bloods are red
In World of Warcraft….Alliance is blue, Hordes are red.
In World of Warcraft, the Alliance and Horde are killing each other to be the king of online role-playing.
Crips & Bloods are killing each other to see whose king of a block.
Crips & Bloods are always claiming their from the CPT.
World of Warcraft players are always claiming their from an ISP.
In World of Warcraft, don’t get caught in the wrong territory or else there’s consequences to pay.
In Bloods & Crips, don’t get caught in the wrong territory or else....do I even need to finish that sentence?
World of Warcraft has dealers that can get you what you want.
Bloods & Crips also have dealers that can get you what you want, the only difference here is, there's no "X" button to hit to make a purchase.
In World of Warcraft, people will talk about your epic exploits around campfire tales and will fear you.
In Bloods & Crips, people will talk about you chopping a body up and will not want to go near you.
The creation of Bloods & Crips was partly due to the killings of MLK and Malcom X by the hands of white people.
World of Warcraft is created by.....mostly white people.
In the end, gangs are nothing more than realistic role playing games.
So if you wanna be a gangster, pick up "Grand Theft Auto" and trash talk an 8 year old boy who knows how to run a gang more effectively than you do.
Author - Scott Kelley
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