In December of 2013, an Oklahoma man named Brad Davis killed his step dad using the age old classic.....an atomic wedgie.
I'll pause to let that sink in.....atomic wedgie.
The one thing I wanna know is, what brand of underwear was the guy using because I rip mine all the time. Even doing simple things like bending over or putting them on. I've even caught myself saying this statement out loud as I've ripped them, "two legs don't go in on one side, come on, you idiot".
Brad Davis did indeed kill a man by using the most well known killing stealth mode one could ever use and that's an atomic wedgie.
Brad Davis killed his step dad because his step dad called his mother some mean names like "her real name", "you sure are amazing" & "thanks for dinner".
Brad Davis (step son) was 33 years old, which begs the question, was this pre-meditated?
I can see hitting the step dad with a baseball bat or another object near by but the atomic wedgie? That guy knew what he was grabbing for.
The step dad probably did this to his step son and embarrassed him when he was young, all while, the step son waited for the right time to get revenge and tarnish the legacy of his step dad.
Think about it, even if his step dad was the guy that cured cancer, after dying from an atomic wedgie, he will now only be known as the guy that died from an atomic wedgie......that's a full proof way to taint a mans legacy.
Some of you may be wondering how did the step son do this with a sober human being? The step dad was so inebriated that he didn't see it coming until he could smell his underwear suffocating his mouth and shit was the last thing he saw.
This story does have a moral lesson.
Parents, at a certain age, you just need to kick your children out of the house or else this could happen to you.
Author - Scott Kelley
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